The Deal

Welcome to Two Winey Bitches.  Get it… Winey… like wine.  See, we’re not bad spellers.  We’re clever.  Clever and witty… which is why we’re here.

We have spent an inordinate amount of time watching some bad television.  This is not something about which we are proud.  But it is something about which we are funny.  And really, funny shouldn’t go unshared… which is why you’re here.

We take the best parts of some bad tv, break ‘em down over a few glasses of vino (funny flows better when wine flows freely) and share them with so you don’t have to waste hours of your life.  That’s our job.  Well, actually we do have real jobs which we should probably be doing right now but this is way more fun.

Speaking of real jobs, they do require our attention so that we can continue to feed ourselves.  Sometimes that causes delays in our getting things posted.  Our goal is to have reviews up within 48 hours of a show airing.  So, bear with us and we promise to work hard for you.  You can always sign up for email alerts on the home page so that you get notified when something goes up.

We hope you enjoy our site and have a few laughs.  Thanks for stopping by!  Cheers!

Melissa & Rachel – The Two Winey Bitches

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20 responses to “The Deal

  1. count me in girls!!! I love your blog… I watch most of the same “quality” tv!!!
    xoxo
    s

  2. Loved the commentary!!!! I watch many of the same shows and had some of the same thoughts, but yours were much funnier!!!!!! Look forward to your next post!

  3. HILARIOUS! love it! xoxoxoxox

  4. It’s ok that I have a beer instead of wine & enjoy the site? 🙂

    • All alcoholic beverage consumption is accepted… and suggested!! We are even funnier a few drinks in -Cheers!

  5. Just recently discovered your blog and what a discovery it was! Not only do I look forward to the shows, but I look forward to your posts about the shows. And the WTF Files keep me laughing in between. Keep up the great work!

    • Thank you! We love to hear that! You can follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/twowiners and on Twitter: @twowineybitches so you’ll know when something new is posted. Make sure to check back for this weekend’s WTF… It’s a good one. =)

  6. I came across your blog the other day and I am totally hooked! I don’t follow many people but I am putting your page at the top of my short list. May the wine keep flowing, and the words come freely.
    Judi(aka: GeordieKin)

    • Thanks! Love to hear that. Hope we can keep you entertained. We’ll certainly keep the wine flowing. You do the same.

      • Just recently dierovsced your blog and what a discovery it was! Not only do I look forward to the shows, but I look forward to your posts about the shows. And the WTF Files keep me laughing in between. Keep up the great work!

      • Thanks so much! Glad to have you on board!

    • Ok. This is my neighborhood! El Capian Beach is NOT in Santa Barbara it’s north of SB! Anyway, it’s on the beach never heard of bears.I’m just glad they didn’t rellay go to SB, that’d be a nightmare. Women here are not plastic, the young ones are generally pretty natural and the older ones are polished. Neither wear alot of make up and acrylic or gel nails are rare! Clothing styles tend to be beachy preppy. Eveningwear is definitely dressy, but again-pretty conservative, none of this age inappropriate stuff. I know that there are people who don’t look like this in SB, but they’re few & far between. Just say, seeing an Orange County-looking in SB would be about as likely as seeing a SB-looking woman in the OC

      • I’ve been to SB quite a few times and you are right about the women up there. The OC “look” is very much it’s own thing… though down here, the ladies in Boca Raton are giving the OC ladies a run for their money.

  7. I’m looking forward to reading your next blog on Gallery Girls!

  8. This blog is brilliant!! I suggest watching Revenge, it is awesome and in need of some commentary 🙂

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