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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 4, Week 9; Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner

One Sentence Summary: The incessant fighting continues because no one has ball-gagged Brandi yet. 

Our Thoughts:

Pageant Joyce is but a memory. This Joyce means business.

No more Pageant Joyce. This Joyce means business.

Rachel:  Catch-up day continues with the RHOBH. I’m dreading this. The fighting this season is out of control and 90% of it can be attributed to Brandi. Can we please be done with her? Please! I’m begging. And I don’t beg. Well… unless there’s wine in play. I know there were a lot of you out there that got a kick out of Brandi’s loose cannon of a mouth and found it entertaining. What say you now? You can’t tell me you still think she’s funny, can you? She’s a fucking nightmare. And you know, I don’t drop the f-bomb as frequently as my PIC so I must be serious. I’m actually at the point where just the sight of her gives me hives. Her deep and meaningful relationship with Botox isn’t helping either. For such a pretty girl, she really is rather ugly. And here I go delving into two hours of her and her idiocy. So, if there’s anyone out there that can justify her behavior so as to not make me want to claw out my eyes, I’m all ears. Seriously, lay it on me.

Quick Recap of Episode 8

Rachel: Yolanda and her veggie fridge are hosting a dinner party, so she heads to a the flower shop to make her own arrangements. Clearly, she can do it better than the professional. You mean there aren’t enough flowers in her backyard? But she’s a Dutch girl so flowers are her thing. Meanwhile, Joyce and her hubby get sushi & she tells him how rude the girls were in Palm Springs. And by girls, she means Brandi… who is searching her hood for her dog. The whole crew shows up… minus Joyce and Carlton. Guess the kiss wasn’t that good. Brandi told her kids that her assistant, whom she fired, lost their dog. What a bitch. Whoever Continue reading


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 4, Week 7; Escape To B Mountain

One Sentence Summary:  The girls find peace in Palm Springs until bad news sets it off yet again. 

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:  Jesus, here we go again. I’m not sure I’m mentally prepared to go back into that lion’s den that is Palm Springs. I mean I just came home from seeing the Nutcracker and am feeling rather serene and happy. And if you’ve ever read this blog before, you know this is not a common sensation for me. So yeah, I’m not sure I want it wrecked by Brandi’s inability to not stay stupid shit and Kyle’s inability to not be an asshole. But sadly, I have an inability to turn away from a train wreck so I’m gonna stop bitching and press play.

I Know You Are, But What Am I?

You've made me defend Kyle. Heads are gonna roll.

You’ve made me defend Kyle. I hope you’re happy.

Rachel: Aaaaand we’re back in Palm Springs where the tension between Yolanda & Kyle has been escalated by Brandi calling Kyle a crazy asshole. Even Lisa thinks that’s out of line and that lady is not trying to defend anyone in the Richards family. Someone needs to pull the plug on Brandi or shove a cork in her. Anything. She’s really an embarrassment right now. She thinks her kids were Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 4, Week 6; Palm Springs Breakers

One Sentence Summary:  There’s trouble brewing in the desert as the Housewives head to Palm Springs for Joyce’s weekend. 

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:  Is it just me or are these women the craziest they’ve ever been? And I don’t mean Taylor drunk and forgetting her kid crazy. I mean totally bitchy and at each others throats crazy. It’s like being a teenager’s slumber party where all the girls are fighting over who gets to marry Justin Bieber. It’s all hot air about something that isn’t even relevant. I just want to drop into one of their crazy dinners and tell them to please put a cork in it. You know, like only a Winey Bitch can. Not that I think it will do any good, but I’d like to try. And as we head out to Palm Springs, on Joyce’s dime, I don’t expect it to get any better. Sigh…

It Takes Two

Remember when Brandi's face wasn't too frozen for a smile?

Remember when Brandi’s face wasn’t too frozen for a smile?

Rachel: It’s time for bubbles and celebrations as Brandi has been given a second book deal. WTF?!?! How does she have two books and I have zero books? Well, besides her having been part of a national scandal and being on TV… I’m sure my story is just as exciting. Or not. Anyway, she is now writing a sex advice book and we get to listen to her and her friends talk about nipple twisting and the two-finger trick. Now, I’m woman enough to admit that I didn’t know to what she was referring so I looked it up. At first I thought it was maybe the shocker, but that’s a Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Season 4, Week 5; Star Of The Family

One Sentence Summary:  It’s an evening of graduations, stars & girl-on-girl kissing. 

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:  Well, when I thought last week would be painful, I wasn’t wrong. Nope, wasn’t wrong at all.  And most painful of the bunch has to be Joyce. Other than her hair, I find nothing appealing about her. She’s inappropriate, she’s petty and she’s Team Kyle. Three strikes and you’re out. I’m pretty impressed that she could make me dislike her this quickly. Usually it takes me longer than 4 weeks… doesn’t it? Probably not, but let’s not split hairs. That would make us, well, Housewives, now wouldn’t it? And no one wants that… unless it comes with Lisa’s house and bank account.  She can keep Ken and Giggy.  I’m generous that way.

Go Dutch

OK, Yolanda, we'll say you made the sandwiches. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

OK, Yolanda, we’ll say you made the sandwiches. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Rachel:  Yolanda is home making sandwiches for her mother & brother who have traveled from Holland to see David get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. You know I’ve watched too many Housewife shows when I’m surprised to see someone actually making their own food. Well, at least in California & New York. The girls in Atlanta & Jersey actually take pride in cooking. It’s very cute to see Yolanda and her family. Oh man, they brought her stroopwafels from Holland! That’s some delicious shit right there. Granted, they sell them down the street at Cost Plus, but hey, it’s the thought that counts. I didn’t realize Yolanda lost her father at 7 and has been taking care of her family since she was 16. I jest, of course we realize it, we are told every time she opens her mouth. Don’t get me wrong, I commend her for having a work ethic and making a beautiful life for herself and her family, but can we beat another drum, please?

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