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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 5, Ep 4: Gym Rats

One Sentence Summary:  Workouts turn to walk outs when siblings head to the gym.

Melissa’s Thoughts: 

Oh boy, shit's about to start getting crazy in Jersey.

Oh boy, shit’s about to start getting crazy in Jersey.

Oh, mea culpa my friends.  I’ve been so neglectful with the Jersey Ladies but the day job has been seriously cutting into my reality and snark time.  Unfortunately, Mamma has bills to pay – I’m a wine snob, this stuff ain’t cheap – a Bitch has to do what a Bitch as to right?  I need to play some quick catch up because I’m neglecting you and my Housewives for another week while I travel for work.  I digress, I can’t wait for tonight’s episode because it was all my colorist could talk about the other day “Did you see how Joe confronted Teresa about being called a C U Next Tuesday?!”.  Heehee, top yourselves off friends we’re finally getting to see how life must have been like growing up in the Gorga household.

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