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The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 7: Waffling Through Brussels

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: Hometown dates are on the line, but only one of the bachelors thinks it’s in the bag.

Our Thoughts:

You can never leave me.

You can never leave me. I won’t allow it.

Rachel:  It’s official, Chris is now my number 1 guy. I know how you’ve been waiting with bated breath for that announcement. He’s just the only guy left that seems like an actual grown up to me. That and he’s hot. Like he’d totally pull your hair hot. Wait, did I say that out loud? Ahem, anyway… I find the rest of the guys boring as as hell, minus Nick who is just insane. Sorry, ladies, but the dude is not in his right head. Between the constant smug smile, the “Andi is mine” commentary and the soulless eyes (see photo to the left), I’m telling you, he’s one more group date away from bat shit. Something about that guy makes my skin crawl. I think he actually studied Courtney from Ben’s season and is mimicking her tactics. I’m just waiting for him to show up in a white bikini and go for a swim behind Andi while she’s having one-on-one time with a guy. Oh it could happen. Very easily…

Belgian Boys

This is totally natural! We aren't forcing this at all!

This is totally natural! We aren’t forcing this at all!

Rachel: The boys arrive in Brussels and wander the streets in their scarves and hoodies. And once again, are they forced to dress like J Crew clones?  Oh no, Dylan, no. A ponytail on a boy is never a good idea. A half ponytail is even worse. Hey look, Chris Harrision is working again. Nice of you to show up for a change. He has met them in the next in a series of sick hotels wearing his cashmere blazer to remind them that this is it before hometown dates. Oh right, it’s a hometown visit on the line this week. Shit’s about to get real. Well, real-ish. The only rose is on the group date this week.

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The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 6: Stop, Truth Hurts

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: Truth doesn’t get in the way of searching for love in Venice.

Apparently, Chris cant be bothered to show up anymore.

Apparently, Chris Harrison can’t be bothered to show up anymore.

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:   Well, now that Andi has gotten rid of Patrick before I could find out if my crush was more than just on his hair, I find myself not thrilled with the posse she has left. I’m still Team JJ, but usually I have at least one runner-up that I’m rooting for behind the scenes. I mean I’m not mad at Dylan. He’s still a cutie, but I’m still waiting on the personality to bubble on up now that he’s shared his secret. Any day now… Any day… And I could like Josh if I actually believed he was for real. There’s something about him that makes me think we might have a Jake Pavelka on our hands. You know, seems all shiny and fabulous, until you make him mad. Hopefully, I’m wrong. Don’t think I am, though. Other than that, the rest of the playing field holds no special appeal… And someone PLEASE explain Cody to me. I’m sure he’s a lovely person but… well… I just don’t see it. So yeah, let’s go JJ and get this party started.

Left In The Dust

Apparently, Chris cant be bothered to show up anymore.

Apparently, Chris can’t be bothered to show up anymore.

Rachel: Ah yes, now they’re in Venice. Because that’s fair. The boys sail into town, literally, and Nick knows he has some work to do, because he sucked on last week’s Group Date… Um, yeah, but I believe the term you’re looking for is “salty”. While the guys stand around and wonder who’s getting the date card, we get deep thoughts from Andi. What better place to fall in love than Venice? Her feelings are getting deeper. She still has questions though… someone wake me up when this part is over. There’s some more yada yada yada, until the guys roll up on their fair maiden herself. Continue reading

The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 5: Arrêtez!

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: The crew heads oversees to find love in French.

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:  Not gonna lie. This has been written since last Monday and waiting for some love from me to finish it up. Just. Didn’t. Happen. You’d think spending a weekend with the other Winey Bitch would have inspired us to catch up, but the only thing we caught up on was our alcohol consumption. Whoops. But here it is… quickly… in time for tonight’s episode. You know, in case you need it.

Merde

Rachel: Oh right, these fuckers get to go to France. I’m seriously très jaloux. I mean those baguettes! That cheese! That… everything! I need to get me to Marseilles. It seems like a place I should go. Again, Cougar Bachelorette could make that dream come true. Make it happen people. I’m just a few hundred gym visits away from being hot tub ready.

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The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 4: Stop, It’s Getting Awkward

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: The most awkward dismissal in Bachelorette history.

I think, therefore I pout.

I think, therefore I pout.

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:   Oh I so don’t have any thoughts to share tonight. I don’t. It’s only been 22 hours since the last rose ceremony, so I really haven’t had much time to process a thought, let alone a paragraph’s worth of thoughts. I don’t even remember who went home last night. Oh right, Brett and Figaro. Neither uttered more than 10 words so that was a non-event. Anyway, let’s just get this over with shall we. Four hours of this in a week is exhausting.

All Aboard

Well, this is exciting.

Well, this is exciting.

Rachel:  This week the crew travels to… New England? Really, New England? Man, I’d be pissed if Emily got Bermuda on Week 4 and I got New England. There would be some hell to pay. I am not trying to have a dreamy walk around town in a scarf and gloves. No, not happening. Not on my watch. Bring on the sunshine. Andi, on the other hand, is all in for deep thoughts in a deep freeze.

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