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The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 7: Waffling Through Brussels

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: Hometown dates are on the line, but only one of the bachelors thinks it’s in the bag.

Our Thoughts:

You can never leave me.

You can never leave me. I won’t allow it.

Rachel:  It’s official, Chris is now my number 1 guy. I know how you’ve been waiting with bated breath for that announcement. He’s just the only guy left that seems like an actual grown up to me. That and he’s hot. Like he’d totally pull your hair hot. Wait, did I say that out loud? Ahem, anyway… I find the rest of the guys boring as as hell, minus Nick who is just insane. Sorry, ladies, but the dude is not in his right head. Between the constant smug smile, the “Andi is mine” commentary and the soulless eyes (see photo to the left), I’m telling you, he’s one more group date away from bat shit. Something about that guy makes my skin crawl. I think he actually studied Courtney from Ben’s season and is mimicking her tactics. I’m just waiting for him to show up in a white bikini and go for a swim behind Andi while she’s having one-on-one time with a guy. Oh it could happen. Very easily…

Belgian Boys

This is totally natural! We aren't forcing this at all!

This is totally natural! We aren’t forcing this at all!

Rachel: The boys arrive in Brussels and wander the streets in their scarves and hoodies. And once again, are they forced to dress like J Crew clones?  Oh no, Dylan, no. A ponytail on a boy is never a good idea. A half ponytail is even worse. Hey look, Chris Harrision is working again. Nice of you to show up for a change. He has met them in the next in a series of sick hotels wearing his cashmere blazer to remind them that this is it before hometown dates. Oh right, it’s a hometown visit on the line this week. Shit’s about to get real. Well, real-ish. The only rose is on the group date this week.

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The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 4: Stop, It’s Getting Awkward

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: The most awkward dismissal in Bachelorette history.

I think, therefore I pout.

I think, therefore I pout.

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:   Oh I so don’t have any thoughts to share tonight. I don’t. It’s only been 22 hours since the last rose ceremony, so I really haven’t had much time to process a thought, let alone a paragraph’s worth of thoughts. I don’t even remember who went home last night. Oh right, Brett and Figaro. Neither uttered more than 10 words so that was a non-event. Anyway, let’s just get this over with shall we. Four hours of this in a week is exhausting.

All Aboard

Well, this is exciting.

Well, this is exciting.

Rachel:  This week the crew travels to… New England? Really, New England? Man, I’d be pissed if Emily got Bermuda on Week 4 and I got New England. There would be some hell to pay. I am not trying to have a dreamy walk around town in a scarf and gloves. No, not happening. Not on my watch. Bring on the sunshine. Andi, on the other hand, is all in for deep thoughts in a deep freeze.

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The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 3: Stop It, Already

PLAY THE “BACHELORETTE DRINKING GAME: ANDI EDITION” – CLICK HERE FOR THE RULES.

One Sentence Summary: Boyz II Men show the guys how real smooth works.

Starting to get hot in here.

Starting to get hot in here.

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:  Not gonna lie. I’m seriously exhausted, so I cannot promise the world’s most enlightened write-up. Well, not that it’s really ever all that enlightened, let’s be honest. But dammit if I don’t try. Well, that’s not true either. I don’t really try.  Well, I do try to be funny and entertaining. That is true. But enlightenment, well if that’s what you were looking for I doubt you’d have ended up here anyway. But we do have drinking! And we even have organized drinking! Clearly that shows an incredible amount of dedication. So don’t forget to check-out the Andi Edition of the Bachelorette Drinking Game. Link above.

Melissa:  OK, I’m back… last week was a bit of a cluster.  Unfortunately, the day job kept me from seeing abc’s PG-version of Magic Mike  So, since I missed that, I am now missing chilling by the fire pit with my family and inhaling s’mores like my life depends on it, while tossing back some yummy Pinot. Ah, the sacrifices one makes…  Oh, who am I kidding?  My glass is right next to the remote control and I’ve texted the hubs to bring me a s’more stat.

Hiking The Andis

My kind of hiking - with wine.

My kind of hiking – with wine.

Rachel:  Oh look, Andi’s going to Santa Barbara and staying at the Bacara Resort. That’s only one of the nicest resorts in the country. Rough life being the bachelorette. When oh when are they going to do the Cougar Bachelorette and when oh when are they casting me in the role? Anyway, as Andi heads on up to Santa Barbara, Chris, in a jacket that’s about two sizes too small for him, tells the guys that they will be headed up the coast this week for their dates. Continue reading

The Bachelorette Season 10, Episode 2: Let The Games Begin

One Sentence Summary:  The dates start and one bachelor can’t handle the pressure… or his liquor.

The party gets started.

The party gets started.

Our Thoughts:

Rachel:  Alright people, I am feeling rather confident that we’ve got a pretty good drinking game brewing here. Rules are being finalized and will be posted before the next episode, which it so happens is Sunday. The 90-minute premiere, it turns out, was a total fake-out. I really thought maybe they were going to respect our time this year. Nope. We have four solid hours of the Bachelorette this week. Snooze. I actually just yawned so hard at the thought of it that I may have popped my jaw out of joint. Not sure seeing as how the nice wine buzz I’ve got going is masking all manner of pain right now. So let’s get the first dates of the season started. I’m still Team JJ and Team Carl, though I know nothing about either. I want to be Team Eric, but well…. yeah. Alright, let’s get going… I have a jaw to reset.

Welcome

Yes, of course I wake up looking like this and just need a light sweep of blush. Deer and bluebirds frolic at my feet as well.

Yes, of course I wake up looking like this and just need a light sweep of blush to get the day started. Deer and bluebirds frolic at my feet as well.

Rachel:  Dawn breaks and Ali fake applies her make-up over her professionally applied make-up, then makes her way around the property to feel the warm sun on her already made-up face and talk about how much fun this is going to be. She’s excited! So are we, Ali! Oh wait, that’s not true. We’re just buzzed. Eh, same thing. Continue reading