One Sentence Summary: It’s not feathers but fists that go flying at the Pillow Party.
Oh yes, it’s the crazy Phaedra over the top approach to birthday parties. I swear, it’s like that she watched Taylor Armstrong’s daughter’s birthday party and thought “challenge accepted there’s no way that skinny bitch is going to have a pricier party than me”! If that’s not enough we have go time for the Housewives pajama party… or couple’s therapy… or… chaos. I have to say I don’t quite get the idea of getting everyone together in their PJs (just seems like a recipe for disaster), but I’ll play along because this is some crazy drama about to go down. Cheers!
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Geez Louise it’s Dwight back to milk money from Phaedra for Mr. President’s blessing “experience”. Phaedra thinks it should be a proper inauguration with secret service and snipers. I would die laughing if Phaedra falls in this little pool trying to show off for Dwight.
Cynthia tells Peter about NeNe’s party but not until she dishes on Kandi’s comments. Yeah, that’s not going to sit well with Petie. I don’t think Kandi was implying Peter’s cheating, a bit of an opportunist maybe, but not cheater.
I’m still confused why Kenya is looking at a fertility clinic instead of her fantastic prince. Nothing builds relationships better than another dude’s baby. I also don’t understand the logic of wanting to bring a bay into a dysfunctional situation. Color me shocked Kenya likes the idea of picking her sperm.
While discussing Eddie Levert joining Kandi’s production the boys question Porsha’s role and suggest but Chris Williams. Kandi naturally needs to relay the latest gossip about Todd.
Oh no Miss Lawrence didn’t ask The fertility clinic for the “good lube”. Wait, you just meet the donors right there in the waiting room? BTW, I almost bought a jacket just like Lawrence’s. Um, is this a dating list or a donor list Kenya? Humor? No body odor? You’re getting sperm, not going on a date.
Oh look it’s a motorcade and trumpets. Not over the top at all right? STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Secret service dancers?? I almost forgot this was a blessing and thought they were about to go all Magic Mike. Come on, like you didn’t see things going that way for a second.
Strap yourselves in friends, it’s Pillow Talk time (aka couple’s therapy) so everyone can talk and move on. I don’t get this party. Really NeNe… vag balls? Ruh-roh Kenya an hour late causing NeNe’s balls to twist. Peter takes the conversation semi confrontational hoping to call out Kandi. Hang on Apollo is dropping 8K at the strip clubs? Settle down the stirring NeNe. HOLY SHIT, I’d hate to be the downstairs room. OK, here’s the breakdown, Christopher tries to clear the air, and Kenya tries to dirty it and get in his face. Her buddy Brandon tries to get in the middle and Peter breaks them up with a shove that sends him over the edge and lunging but another push sends him Apollo’s way to then be thrown on a couch and next thing it’s Wrestle Mania! I kid you not, all hell broke loose in that suite. You know it’s a throw down when the producers and camera crew need to hold folks back. NeNe goes after Kenya that her actions started the drama. Before departing Apollo takes one last charge at Brandon and we fade to black… to be continued.
Holy out of control!! I don’t get why all the fighting with Househusbands. Why are they so out of control?