I want to like this show. We all know I adore me some Lisa V. Unfortunately I don’t know that can even save this for me. I can’t help but be instantly annoyed with this crew of vapid pretty-somethings. While the relationships could be Dynasty worthy, I just can’t seem to get past Stassi’s bitchy ways. Trust me folks, I know from whence I speak… I knew a TON of Stassis in my life. Hell, I’m sure I WAS her at one point in my life (yeah, don’t all jump up to agree with me friends), but I don’t understand how she rose through the ranks to queen bee. Anyway, adoring Lisa the way I do I’ll give this “passionate, volatile and hot-and-bothered-staff at Lisa Vanderpump’s West Hollywood mainstay SUR” a few of my thoughts – 100 of them at most.
Here’s the Staff:
Jax Taylor: Stassi’s boyfriend (poor guy) and model who bartends at SUR.
Katie Maloney: waitress dating Kristen’s friend Tom Schwartz who will get stepped on more than a scale in the month of January.
Kristen Doute: actress / model waiting tables at SUR, dates Tom Sandoval.
Scheana Marie: the newbie, aka the girl Eddie Cibrian cheated on Brandi Glanville with before he met LeAnn Rimes.
Stassi Schroeder: Alpha Bitch of the crew who hates Scheana because she’s a “home wrecker”… and because she’s prettier. OK, I just made that up, but it could be true.
Tom Sandoval: model / actor / musician who bartends at SUR and dates Kristen.
Tom Schwartz: dude who dates Katie and is friends with Jax and Tom.
In 100 or less:
The “family” are all friends because they’re all transplants in LA. Stassi is queen bitch (not sure why). Scheana want’s to lose the “home wrecker” title through her singing… like a porn star. Lisa considers sushi at SUR… How hard can it be? Tom is actually a bigger diva than Stassi. Scheana gets Stassi’s bitchy backhairs up by wearing “her color” dress to work… duhn-duhn-duhhhhnnnn. Everyone hangs out for lunch so we get treated with more of Stassi’s charming personality. How someone hasn’t shaved her head while she’s sleeping is beyond me.
Bottom Line: Let’s see how long my love of all things Lisa keeps me coming back.