Real Housewives of New Jersey – Ashlee’s Tattoo

Since you know you were dying to see it…

Ashlee Holmes shows off her homage to her favorite hometown bar… that she’s already having removed.

Rachel:  When Jacqueline announced that her brilliant daughter Ashlee had her favorite bar’s skull logo immortalized on her hand, my eyes rolled in my head like marbles, and I’m sure I wasn’t alone.  Dare I say it was the eye roll heard round the world?  As with all things Ashlee, I told myself that I wasn’t going to look it up.  I mean that’s why she does these things in the first place – for attention.  And I, woman of high integrity, was not going to give it to her.   Until I did.  There are some things you just can’t help… slowing at a car crash, eating more than one potato chip and giggling at stupid people’s mistakes.  The last one being why the Internet exists – to permanently record all the dumb things we do for eternity and allow others to mock us for it.  Well, for that and to buy shoes.  And listen, I’m a little pot calling the kettle black here, as I am the proud owner of a not-very-well-done peace sign tattoo on my hip.  And I was around the same age as Ashlee when I did it.  The difference, however, is that I was smart enough to put it in a place that almost no one sees, not on my hand making that job interview handshake slightly awkward.  But even Ashlee can get a clue sometimes – though I’m sure the clue was presented as a bribe by some family member – and is already in the process of getting it removed.  Now about those lip injections

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