From The WTF Files: Well, That’s Ballsy – NSFW

I just can’t get enough of the really stupid stuff people tattoo on their bodies:

More stupid. Less ballsy.

Rachel:  I’m serious.  I am fascinated by what someone thinks is a good idea to have permanently inked on their body.  I do recognize that art is subjective, but let’s be honest, not everything is art.  And this coming from a girl that walked out in the middle of a date because the guy told me that art is not subjective and that he can tell me (or anyone else for that matter) what is art and what is not.  Granted, he also went on a 5-minute tirade about sociopaths and his ability to spot them from a mile away.

But we are not here to share tales of my tragic dating life, we are here to discuss… this.  Now, I have seen a lot of bad tats, but this one stopped me in my tracks and I found myself staring and staring and staring.  Then I realized that I was staring and staring and staring at balls.  Tattooed or not, they’re not something I generally enjoy spending a lot of time examining.  That’s just me.  But there are so many things I just don’t understand here.  The first and most obvious is why?  What woke you up that morning and said, “Let me get some scrotum tattooed on my body?  I think that would be amazing.”  And second, the placement.  I’m confused by the location in general, but then I also have to wonder, if you were going to tattoo a set that were unkempt so close to your armpit, why not use the patch of hair that’s already there? I mean wouldn’t that just up the artistry?  I’m just sayin…  And finally, are those lines around them that I am assuming are representative of hair really supposed to be some wizard-y magic swooshing around?  I mean I don’t think so but I’m really grasping at straws here to find the awesome where no awesome truly exists.

It’s all so confusing… So I leave it you, dear reader.  Tell me what you think the story is here.  I’d love to hear some thoughts.   Happy weekend pondering!

From: www.teamjimmyjoe.com/2011/07/bad-tattoo-313/

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6 responses to “From The WTF Files: Well, That’s Ballsy – NSFW

  1. Well, I guess he had the balls to do such a well horrific tat!

  2. Maybe they’re stink lines.

  3. I had something clever to say about this guy, then forgot it while giggle snorting at the use of “dong”. Whether accidental or purposeful, it was a nice pun.

    • LOL… Oh that was accidental. And what’s funny is I actually proofread this. Well, I guess we know where my head was… It’s been changed so if you remember your clever response, I’d love to hear it.

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