From The WTF Files: Whatcha Got In Your Pants? *NSFW*

Yeah, this one’s for the grown-ups.  Verify that you’re at least 18 years old and then behold what can only be described as the most disturbing and confusing video of all time:

Seriously, make sure your kids and pets are not in the room when you watch this.  Maybe pour yourself a drink first, as well.  You’ve been warned.

Rachel:  {{{{ stunned dumbfounded silence }}}}  So that happened…

I have to admit that I watched it twice; mostly because I was so shocked the first time around that I wasn’t really processing what I was seeing.  Well, now it’s processed and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.  No, I know it’s not a good thing.  I guess this is taking the old adage “Thinking with the wrong head.” to it’s most literal realization.  I just wish the “big bad wolf” would have seen the “big bad groomer” before unleashing himself on the world… Not that that would have made it OK, but at this point I’m just looking for “less unsettling” because I can’t un-see that.  I mean, the vomiting scene alone (And yes, I get the allusion, people)…  This is going to haunt my dreams.  Happy Halloween to me!  Although I do have to give them a somewhat queasy tip of the hat.  They have managed almost a million hits (probably more by the time you read this) by freaking us out with human head crotches.  That’s gotta qualify as a little bit of genius, no?

Melissa:  OMG – It is rare that I’m at a loss for words… But I really… I mean… It’s… Well, aside from an oddly catchy tune, it is the most WTF thing I’ve ever seen in the history of WTF (Granted it’s only a 6-ish month history, but whatever)!!  To say I’m disturbed is a bit of an understatement, quite frankly.  I will admit though that in my dismay I have watched it 3 times (OK fine, a baker’s dozen) – I just can’t seem to help myself.  I watch and think, I didn’t just see that did I (ping pong)??  So I watch again!  I would have liked to be in the planning session for this video… What was the thought sequence that brought them to this??  The manscaping?!  Are you kidding me??  That is WTF genius right there!!  The ladies, I must say, threw me completely for a loop – Total “I see dead people” moment right there!!  From inception to the actual production… I gotta know, WTF were these people on??  The only thing that would make this better would be getting our hands on the gag reel – You know that’s some crazy ass funny right there!!  Seriously, I still can not get my brain around this video.  Maybe if I watch it again…

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