From The WTF Files: Donald Duck, Pervert

Hey, little girl... Wanna ride?

Melissa:  Poor little girl:  “Why are you laughing so hard while you’re trying to take the picture?”.  I swear, I was just in Disney and never saw anything like this – Though we never hit the “off Main Street” wrong side of the tracks section of the park… Clearly the folks there don’t have quite the negative sarcastic eye as the rest of us.

Rachel:  Ummm…. Where to even start with this one… Well, I guess we can start with the fact that I had no idea Donald Duck was on the list of registered sex offenders.  I wonder if people are walking around the neighborhood with posters of Donald Duck warning parents to keep their kids away from “that creepy guy with the beak”.  Now it kinda makes sense why he was always pantless.  You know, come to think of it, someone might want to put out an APB on Huey, Dewey, and Louie.  Pretty sure, they’re guilty of rocking the “no pants” look as well.  The whole “Duck” clan is a bunch of pervs.  They better hope no one sics Mufasa on their asses.  I heard he’s leading the Main Street Neighborhood Watch.  Yeah, that’s right.  The mean streets of Downtown Disney just got a little bit safer, kids.


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