*All drinking is implied.
I feel like, since last night was the final episode of the season, I should give it the deference it deserves. That being said, I’m going to give each cast member their own five words. I know. It’s insane. Things are getting all crazy up in the Two Winey Bitches southern headquarters! Let’s begin…
Deena – Cock blocks Vinny. Called Angelina.
JWoww – Makes her boobs “Roger Only”.
Mike – Situation should be called Instigator.
Pauly D – Purpose has become background commentary.
Ronnie – Over Sammi. Dumps her ass.
Sammi – Busted lying. Ends up single.
Snooki – Explains “whiskey dick”. Loves Vinny.
Vinny – Strikes out. Might love Snooki.
Oh those crazy kids. What is the Jersey Shore without them? Besides cleaner… I wonder if Italy knows what’s headed its way. I wonder how you say “T-shirt time” in Italian… Viva Granate!