Tag Archives: RHOA

One Sentence Summary:  Hey look it’s footage that didn’t make the cut the first time around.

When there are no good show pics… eye candy it is.

Melissa’s Thoughts: 

OK, I seriously don’t get the “Behind The Scenes” (let’s just call them BtS shall we?)   episode other than Bravo has nothing else to use up an hour on Sunday night.  I feel the folks over there wringing their hands with what they’ll do before the new RHONJ season starts.  I mean if the scenes were any good to begin with we would have seen them already no?  Come on Bravo, just move on.  Oh well, because I love you all I’ll sit here watching so you don’t have to.

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One Sentence Summary:  The men finally get a say in tonight’s {yawn} Reunion.

Melissa’s Thoughts: 

Twirl bitch… TWIRL FOR ME!!

Sorry folks, I am totally struggling with finding time for the last installment of the RHOA Reunion.  I mean what kind of f*ckery was part 2?  NeNe and Kim hugging it out like Laverne and Shirley?  No really, I like the cat-fighting version much better!  I’m talking ‘Two Housewives enter… One Housewife leave” Thunderdome style reuniting of these two.  I was left with a dead fish hug and a would-be sauntering off of Kim… who didn’t even have a word displayed on her ass!  Seriously??  F*ckery I say!  Well, bring on more such nonsense because tonight the men get to have a voice and not just to lob scenes at the women.  I’m sure it will be genius.

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One Sentence Summary:  Wig finally shows her face again for a good bye hug.

My Thoughts: 

Wow, my boobs DO look great!

Melissa:  Part 2 of “Come On Wig” is ready to roll and I couldn’t be more excited.  Finally, we get to hear Kim defend her storming out of the brunch because she didn’t like what she was hearing from the other ladies and threatening to sue the producers for having the camera in her face.  She doesn’t appreciate the camera in her face.  Well, when it isn’t all about her or her own show.  Good Evening Narcissist, table for 1?

NeNe’s Loves

How much longer do you think we’ll be, I need to return this text message.

Of course NeNe loved the other ladies’ conflicts.  Didn’t we all?  Really, isn’t that why we watch this show… the conflict?  I didn’t realize NeNe is the longest running of the Housewives.  Right, I guess Kim doesn’t count since she stormed Continue reading →

One Sentence Summary:  The ladies are back and are ready for the show down… ATL style.

My Thoughts:

the calm before the storm… or flapping of Kenya’s fan.

Melissa:  Oh boy friends, it’s REUNION TIME – aka “Come on wig”!!  I can’t wait to hear what went down after the show wrapped because it seems like the ladies are all sorts of pissed off at each other from what I’ve seen in the previews.  I thought everyone was cool with each other, well with the exception of Kenya and her drama club antics.  Though I’m sure true to Bravo style the drama will be slow to boil over… I’m expecting it to be when Kim (sorry, wig) makes her entrance.  I can’t wait to hear how she hates the cameras in her face and wants to sue Continue reading →