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From The WTF Files: Let’s Hear It For The “Boys”

Well isn’t this thoughtful…

Scottish bar stool for men who wear kilts... or skirts of any kind really.

Rachel:  Well, I’m no expert on the scrotum (A fact that is, no doubt, welcome news to my parents) but I’m pretty sure that they’re not really a “one size hangs all” proposition.  So, I have to wonder if this bar stool comes in varying sizes.  I mean if you’re going to get a nice coddle going, I’d imagine it would be better to have a snug yet delicate fit, no?  Overflow would be not so much comfortable either. And the slot that’s shaped like a run-off drain…  Is it shaped like that for, well, run-off?  I mean fashion a little cup there and you wouldn’t have to get off your bar stool until you fell off.  I don’t know, but I’ve now spent far too much time thinking about men’s junk.  There’s probably a wood joke in there somewhere too, but I’m too tired to work it out.

Melissa:  Every time I look at this bar stool I crack up.  I mean, I’m not a man, but I can imagine walking into a bar and seeing these.  A bar that gives the boys a little room for… well, the boys?  Who wouldn’t want to sit and have a few drinks??  My concern… Are they cleaned between patrons?  Maybe it’s because I’m a woman, but I’m thinking I don’t want my junk sitting right where another’s was without a little wipe down, or at the very least a little Lysol spray.

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