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Dancing With The Stars – Finale

Posted on May 25, 2011 by | 2 Comments

One Sentence Summary:  It’s over!!!

Black & Gold Representing!

My Thoughts: 

First, I’d like to thank all of those that supported me through this tough time.  I really feel like the pain was worth it… Wait, I don’t know who won yet so I retract that statement.  It might not have been worth it if Hines doesn’t win that stinking mirror trophy.  I’m still slightly in shock that I’ve actually watched an entire season of Dancing With The Stars.  That is what true Steelers love looks like.  It’s real and it’s deep.  I wouldn’t do this for anyone else… Well, that’s not true.  I’d tune in for Christian Bale.  However, unless he makes some hideously bad decisions in his career, we can pretty much guarantee that isn’t going to be happening.  Would be awesome though if he had one of his Terminator meltdowns on Bruno though…  Don’t you kind of want to see that?

Anywho, we’re freestyling it tonight.  I am told this means the pros can do pretty much anything they want.  I feel like I’m about to get duped a la “the instant dance” again.  Hmm, I remain suspicious… But I’m ready to go.  Let’s get this party started… and by started, I mean ended.

Chelsea Kane

Mark & Chelsea dance to Hip Hip Chin Chin… Yeah, I don’t know either.

Carrie Ann came to rehearsal to help them out and told Chelsea she was too perky.  Ya think?  Before I can even get to the dancing though, I once again have to comment on the outfit.  At what point was it a good idea to wear fringe in the color of diarrhea?  Oh stop it.  You know I’m right!  That color is hideous.  And though I do love Mark, I don’t love him enough to want to see his nipples.  Not to mention that he’s fully doing the pucker now!  I seriously will not miss that.


Freestyling to Latinos by Proteyo Uno

Time for the first freestyle of the night…  You know I think Mark is the most creative choreographer of the pros so this ought to at least be interesting.  Umm… so yeah.  That was… interesting.  It was also a crazy mess.  I don’t really understand what that was.  But apparently I’m alone because the judges were all excited about it and gave them a perfect score for a total of 59 on the night.  I reject this totally. 

Kirstie Alley

Kirstie & Maks dance to Magalenha by Sergio Mendes… What’s with these music selects?

Bruno came to help Kirstie and Maks.  While I don’t often advocate for more screen time for Bruno, it did prevent us from watching another Kirstie meltdown.  I really do like Kirstie but I also am at the end of my rope with the drama.  While I recognize that if it were me in that studio, I’d be just as bad if not worse.  Much much worse.  But that’s why I am on this side of the tv screen being Judge Judy.  Never mind all that though because Kirstie looks great!  New blonde locks and no leggings!  It’s really amazing that she’s 60 years old.  And btw, Maks’s nipples… less mad at them.

Perfect by Pink accompanies Kirstie & Maks for the freestyle.

Well, The Bickersons are back for freestyle rehearsal and so are the leggings…. but at least with bare feet this time.  Their dance started off really nicely but I felt like they got a little lost after Kirstie whipped off her monk dress.  Yeah, I was caught as off-guard by that as you.  And no, no lift jokes here.  Too obvious and not as funny since she’s dropped the weight.  I leave those jokes to the late night talk show hosts.  The judges are either in a good mood or scared of the Scientology contingency and give them 27 for 54 total on the night.   

Hines “So Money” Ward

Hines & Kym go old school with Puttin’ On The Ritz.

Franco, Bettis & Swann, oh my!  The Steelers are in the house! You gotta love the Steeler Nation.  Always representing!  I’ll say it again… real and deep.

Len was the coach for Hines & Kym (As if you couldn’t have guessed that… about as hard to figure out as a Nancy Drew Mystery).  We actually got to see the funny side of Len and I’m gonna say, I like it.  I’d have a cocktail or two with Len.  Shocking I know.  I guess Kym is feeling better since she’s back to wearing as little as humanly possible.  Regardless, I gotta say my boy looked rather dapper as he twirled around the dance floor in his tux.  I loved it.  Judges loved it.  Everyone’s happy.

Marching it out freestyle to Dancing Machine & I Want You Back.

For the freestyle, Kym and Hines actually take the assignment seriously and take the only real risk of the evening by doing a drum line dance with a live marching band.  A live marching band!  Hells yeah they did!  Can you say “rad” boys and girls?  I know that you can.  This is what the freestyle should be.  And maybe I’m a little biased… just a smidge… but the judges finally agree with me and reward them with a perfect score giving them 59 on the night!  This trophy is in the bag.

Side bar… did Kym’s accident make her crossed-eyed or have I just not noticed all season?

Results Show

Yeehaw!  The finale is here!  Wait… wait… wait.  They’re all dancing again?  Seriously?  Come on!  Crown someone already.  I figured they were going to waste my time with a bunch of nonsense (and I was right… does anyone need another Black Eyed Peas performance?) but you’re killing me here.  Of course they probably said this was happening last night but you know how Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke are like Charlie Brown’s teacher to me.  Besides, I’ve only poured myself enough rosé to last one hour.  Not two.  Normally, I’d be happy to see my boy Chris Jericho and be out of my seat getting my Go-Go’s on but let’s cut to the chase here.  Just give Hines the farkakte mirror ball already!

Hold on… one second… did I just see an ad for a Charlie’s Angels TV series?  Shame on you abc.  Shame.

Ok, back to our regularly scheduled cynicism.  So, now that I have sat through an hour of the eliminated “stars” dancing and the torture of Josh Grobin (not my favorite “surprise” ever) singing “You Raise Me Up”, it’s time for the remaining finalists to perform their favorite dances from the season.  All three finalists earned perfect scores.  Really?  So, what you’re telling me is that the entire show could have been 15 minutes…

But none of that matters because Hines wins!  Hines wins!  Let me say it again… Hines wins!  Woohoo!  This makes losing the Super Bowl less painful… Ok, maybe not but it’s still awesomeness!  One more glass of rosé for everyone!  It’s only slightly awkward that I’m the only one here.  Eh, a celebration is a celebration.  Go Hines!

Well peeps, until next season… I’m not saying I’m watching but I’m not saying I’m not… Is it too early to start petitioning for Franco Harris to be a contestant?

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Dancing With The Stars – Week 6 & Results Show

Posted on April 28, 2011 by | Leave a comment

One-Sentence Summary:  It’s Guilty Pleasures Week which scares and excites me at the same time.

My Thoughts: 

DWTS's Bruno Tonioli sharing more of him than necessary in Elton John's "I'm Stil Standing" video.

Rachel:  Well, this week’s show accomplished something no other entity has been able to accomplish… For the first time ever, I listened to “MmmmmBop” in its entirety.  I don’t feel good about this.  How was I to be prepared for Hanson being sprung on me like that?  I’m sure Tom Bergeron announced it at some point but he and Brooke Burke sound a lot like Charlie Brown’s teacher on my TV.  But, as they say, every gray cloud has a silver lining…. and boy was this week’s silver lining glittery!   Behold the spectacle that is Bruno’s starring role in Elton John’s 1983 video for “I’m Still Standing”.   I gotta tell you, I’m still laughing.  Not many things can leave me jaw-on-the-floor-hand-over-mouth speechless.  That did.  Friends, that is my reward for suffering through this show for 6 weeks now.  I actually looked the video up on YouTube after tonight’s episode to get another good laugh out of it.  Ahhh… good times.  Oh right… dancing.  Sorry. 

Once Wasn’t Enough

Bwhahahaha!  I’m sorry.  I had to have more crack at this.  Oh, the 80′s were so amazing.  I so badly want to go to Cannes and shimmy down the Croisette singing this song now.  But dreams aside, let’s get to the real issue here… There is waaaaaaaay more information being shared in these outfits than I ever needed to know about Bruno.  Ever.  Including the fact that we all now know that Bruno waxes.  No man can pull of the French-cut banana hammock without manscaping.  For reals.  He should have been with us for the Real Housewives of New York this past week.  He could have given us the male point of view.  I said “male” not “masculine”.

Ok… ok… back to the show…

Kirstie Alley

Kirstie and Maks dance to Britney’s “…One More Time”

   

You know I want to rip this song choice apart but, dammit, it really is a guilty pleasure, isn’t it?  Come on, you know you’re out there singing “Oh baby baby…” in that sexy little voice.  This was fun.  I enjoyed myself but, you know me, I do have to take point with something.  What on earth would make Maks choose brown polyester pants with the satin stripe?  Not a good look.  Not a good look at all.  It reminds me of something my dad and his brothers wore to one of the brother’s weddings….  Let’s see if I can find that little gem.  Ah yes…  Behold!

‘Nuff said.  (Sorry, Dad.)

Chris Jericho

Chris & Cheryl rock it out to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’”.

Yes!  Journey!  Wait, is Journey a guilty pleasure?  Or is it just a pleasure?  Think about it…  Either way, I’m loving it!  That Chris Jericho is really trying to steal this girl’s heart…. and it’s working.  Unfortunately, his dancing this week was sort of brick-ish.  Not good.  The judges scores indicated they agreed.  That ain’t good.  I’m worried about my boy this week.

Romeo

Romeo & Chelsea dance to “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion.

Uh, I have no response for that song choice.  See, as Journey is just a pleasure.  This song is just guilty.  There is nothing pleasurable about it.  And color me surprised that Romeo chose it (and that he admits to Titanic being his favorite movie).  His pre-dance video was pretty fun this week.  He seems to be getting more comfortable with this whole dance show situation.  You know, halfway through the season.  The dance was spot-on even if the audio portion was painful.  He even sealed the dance with a lingering kiss at the end (Are these two an item?).  Carrie bestows the first 10 of the season on Romeo.   

Chelsea Kane

La Snickett & Mark are “Walkin’ On Sunshine” with Katrina & The Waves.

Ok, here’s the thing.  Mark Ballas is by far the best choreographer on the show.  He really pushes the envelope and uses his imagination to keep us entertained.  That was a fantastic and fun routine… to the point where I almost forgot that I cannot stand that song.  It’s so bad that it makes me break out in a rash.  Yes, I dislike it that intensely.  But I digress.  It just bums me out that I cannot get 100% on board with Mark because his partner DRIVES ME BANANAS… and this week is dressed like a banana.  Coincidence?  I know I drone on about the pucker but it’s actually the thing causing the rash this week…. Yes, that’s the cause!  Don’t look at me like that.  Pucker aside, the dance was great and Carrie Ann bestows the second 10.  Magic happens twice.

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra & Louie shimmy their way through “Livin’ La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin.

Yes, that’s Bruno waiving a dollar at Kendra.  And yes, that’s what her dance this week modeled itself after.  The only thing missing was a pole.  I give it to Louie though.  He finally figured out how to choreograph a dance that Kendra could pull off.   She did actually crack a joke during rehearsals this week….But I still find her to be miserable and whiny.  I want her to go home.  I wish she’d go home.  Please send her home.  I’m begging here.

Hines “No Guilt. Just Pleasure.” Ward

Hines & Kym glide around the floor to Boyz II Men’s “End of the Road”.

Look at that poise!  No seriously.  Take a minute.  Look.  Admire.  Enjoy.  While I take issue with his pants choice, Hines worked the floor again this week.  And seriously, he practices at home with a pillow?  Does it get any more adorable than that?  I think not.  He earned straight 9′s from the judges.  I think he would have gotten a 10 had they maybe pushed the envelope a bit.  Well, I think that because the judges said it… but I agree!  He didn’t make the top of the leader board this week but he’s not going anywhere.

Ralph Macchio

Ralph & Karina close the night with “Gonna Make You Sweat” by C+C Music Factory.

Karina took a pretty big tumble this week but that wasn’t the awkward part of this number.  The Sgt. Pepper outfit while dancing ballroom to a club hit was the awkward part of this number.  After last week’s rodeo mixed with ballroom catastrophe, I’m not sure this was the way to go.  This was way more wax off than wax on.  But I give him props for the way he comforted Karina afterwards.  That was most cool.  His scores were not great… He may be in trouble here.

Results Show

As I refuse to give this show 3.5 hours of my life in a week, I did something productive during the first hour of the results extravaganza.  I watched Repo Games on Spike TV.  If you haven’t yet witnessed this train wreck, I highly highly recommend it.  It’s a game show mashed together with car repossession.  How brilliant!  But what do you expect from the producers that brought us Jersey Shore?  I did catch a bit of Rock Of Ages (I keep calling it Rock of Love) but couldn’t take more than a few seconds of Constatine Maroulis. What’s the appeal?  I don’t get it.

And while I’d like to wax poetic about the extremely guilty pleasure that is New Kids on the Block and the bizarre “Stand By Me” routine by the Macy’s dancers and the really beautiful dance performed by Mark & Karina to “I’ll Stand By You” by Glee’s Pia Toscano… Yeah, I know it’s American Idol but she’s better suited to Glee and will be cast as Rachel’s rival next season… You heard it here first… Fine, I totally made that up… Wait, where was I?  Oh yeah, I’d be totally into giving you the who’s who and what’s what about that but I’m far too busy being PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED.  Really America?  You sent my Chris home?  Kendra stays and Chris goes?  Where is the justice in that?  Feh… I’m going to go crack open a bottle of Conundrum and plot my revenge.

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Dancing With The Stars – Week 5 & Results Show

Posted on April 19, 2011 by | Leave a comment

One-Sentence Summary:  The Stars get patriotic during “America Week”.

Kendra Finally Shows Us Her Real Talent

My Thoughts:  Oh boy, America Week.  I can’t wait to see what joys this theme brings.  From the looks of the intro, we can expect the American flag to reimagined as bustiers and low-rise pants.  That seems patriotic.  I’m sure that’s what Betsy Ross had in mind when she was sewing the first flag.  I read once that she was even thinking of starting her own Stars & Stripes fashion line but just couldn’t find the time (She was a very busy woman, people.  Read your history books.).   You know what else seems patriotic?  Dancing the samba.  Nothing says Americana like Latin dance.  I mean shouldn’t you have to do… I don’t know, the Hustle?  Or the Electric Slide?  Or some American dance that we won’t be too embarrassed to admit we invented.  Alright, let’s get this party started… How many dances until someone does An Officer & A Gentleman tribute?

Ralph kicks up his heels and dances the samba to Sweet Home Alabama.

Um.  The samba.  In a cowboy hat.  To Lynyrd Skynyrd.  I don’t really have words.  I do have letters though and I believe they are W, T & F.  Seriously, WTF?  That actually confused me.  They got not so great scores so I guess the judges didn’t get it either despite Carrie Ann’s gushing.  I think Ralph might be in the bottom three… which will be even more humiliating in the outfit… but I doubt he’s leaving this week.

Chris Jericho

Chris & Cheryl go really old school with America The Beautiful.

First soldier costume of the night goes to Chris.  It was a good dance but kinda boring.  I have to admit he looks kinda cute with his hair combed all nice & neat like that.  Yes, I’m falling under the Chris Jericho spell.  Next thing you know, I’m gonna be writing a letter to his fan club (address found in the back of Bop, of course) asking for an autographed picture.  Judges seem to be feeling the effects of the Jericho fairy dust and give him his highest score of the season… including the “8″ from Len which Chris was about to Figure Four Leglock out of him.

Petra Nemcova

The Czech & the Russian dance to Elvis’s Viva Las Vegas. 


Petra is starting to grow on me.  I want to dislike her because… well, because it’s what I do but she really is a nice person.  Petra had never heard of Elvis growing up in the Communist-ruled Czechoslovakia (Yeah, I know it’s the Czech Republic now) and reflects on the beauty of life.  Nice moment… I half expect bunny rabbits to nestle at her feet and a bluebird to land on her shoulder.  It’s so crazy to think that you can grow up never even hearing of Elvis.  I believe in America you can be deported for not having heard an Elvis song by the time you’re sixteen.  Pretty sure it’s a question on the driver’s test.  Anywho, Petra’s lovely.  Her dancing is not.  She may go home before this friendship is on solid ground.

Romeo

Romeo channels his inner Rat Pack with Sinatra’s New York, New York.

Romeo got serious about the competition this week and put it into high gear.  He was so intense about his dancing that he went all Michael Jordan on us… tongue hanging out everywhere.  But he was feeling it and it showed.  He also danced the Foxtrot which I think just might be an American dance.  Judges give him high enough scores to tie for first. I like this kid.  He can stay.

Hines “Let’s Do It For Our Country” Ward

Hines & his half-naked partner dance to God Bless The USA.

<<awkward silence>>……….. Well, I should have seen it coming being that he was wearing a white sailor’s outfit.  Behold the Officer & Gentleman moment.  And as if it wasn’t bad enough, they danced it to “God Bless The USA” which is one of the worst songs in the history of songs.  Look, I know it’s patriotic and it might make you want to put a boot in someone’s ass but it’s a suck-ass song.  It really is.  That being said, Hines worked it out and made the dance floor his bitch.  Highest score of the night.  Straight nines!

Kirstie Alley

Kirstie & Maks gyrate to American Woman.

What made this dance American was the cheese.  I know I’m going to upset a lot of the ladies out there that love themselves some Maks (Can I call you Maksi Pads?) but that was just Velveeta.  Now I loves me a nice set of abs as much as the next lady but that reeked of narcissism.  Boring… boring.  But they did get John Travolta to swing by rehearsal and give them some dancing tips.  Oh, those Scientologists.  They’re such cards.  Kirstie & Maks may be in trouble.

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra bitches, moans and dances to Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Oh do shut up, Kendra.  Once again Kendra is upset and spends half the rehearsal footage bitching about Carrie Ann calling her out about elegance.  I don’t know how Louie puts up with it.  Methinks his patience is wearing as thin as ours and this ridiculous number feels almost like sabotage.  Well played, Louie.  Well played.   I want her gone… Now.  Her scores are crappy so maybe my wish will come true.

Chelsea Kane

Lemony Snickett is back with a Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus

Chelsea likes three things:  America, Miley Cyrus and partying.  Awesome.  I can barely focus on the dancing with this chick.  All I can see is that pout.  That pout haunts me where I sleep.  And what is with her wearing tiny spandex dresses to rehearsal?  This is a family show, lady.  The only saving grace here is that it’s the last dance and tonight’s show was only 90 minutes.  That’s a 30-minute gift for those that don’t feel like doing the math.  It’s also 30 minutes earlier that I get to take my Nyquil and numb the pain.  Chelsea got great scores.  She’s staying put…

The Results

Ok, I cannot tell a lie.  I DVR’d tonight, fast forwarded til I saw that Hines was safe and then fast forwarded to the elimination.  I just can’t watch Toby Keith.  I’m not gonna get all political on here as it’s not the place… Suffice it to say, I’m not a fan.  So, let’s move past it and get to the subject at hand… The fact that Kendra is not in the bottom three AGAIN and Chris Jericho is.  What in the tarnation is going on here???  Are there really more boob-obsessed geeks out there than there are WWE fans?  I find this hard to believe.

Kirstie and Maks are in the bottom as well but are saved first.  It comes down to Chris & Petra.  Petra is sent home.  Just when I was starting to like her too.  Ah well, she is thankful for the attention her Happy Hearts Foundation has received and leaves like a lady.

That’s it.  Next week I’m voting for everyone except Kendra… yes, including Chelsea.  See what this show has done to me?

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Dancing With The Stars – Week 4 & Results Show

Posted on April 14, 2011 by | 1 Comment

One-Sentence Summary: The Stars dance to classical music which is also the first time some are hearing classical music.

Bruno Channels His Inner Black Swan

My Thoughts:

Rachel: Again, sorry for the lateness.  I’m clearly overwhelmed which is no excuse when it comes to a DWTS blog post.  I need to be spoken to about my priorities… again.  Anywhooters, here we are again for another week of this nonsense.  And as usual, I have some suggestions for how this show could be more interesting.  Yes, I’m aware they are going completely ignored.  No, I am not going to stop trying.  If I can’t have my Jeffrey Osbourne “On The Wings Of Love” in the Bachelor, I’m going to damn well have… something… um, on some show… at some point.  Now, where was I… Oh yes, suggestion box.  I find it boring (read: disingenuous) to see the stars cheering & clapping for each other after each dance.  Can’t we get a little catty drama up in here?  Like Ralph Macchio should do a little “Wax On Wax Off” action on Maxim in honor of his dancing partner Karina.  Now that would be awesome.  And don’t give me any crap about this being a classy show.  No one wants to see that.  And by no one, I mean me.

Romeo

Romeo dances the Paso Doble to “Palladio, First Movement”

 

Romeo goes shirtless and causes a frenzy.  Len started talking about whips.  Bruno was rambling about six packs.  And Carrie Ann gushed about his “swagga”.  For a minute I thought I was watching a contest to find the next star of Thunder Down Under.  Either way, all this talk about Romeo’s abs is making me uncomfortable.  He’s staying.  I’m moving on.

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra does the Viennese Waltz to “Time To Say Goodbye” and bitches as usual.


Officially my patience with Kendra is gone.  Done.  Over.  Really?  Pretending to vomit from having to listen to Classical music?  And heaven forbid, someone ask you to be ladylike and elegant.  Carrie Ann even tries to explain that elegance isn’t that far from sexy.  Kendra says, “I just don’t care about it.”  Groan.  Then to complain about having to do another ballroom dance?  Do you know what show you signed up for?  No, I’m asking honestly.  She really may not know.  Judges are annoyed as well.  I’m thinking we’ve seen the last of her. 

Sugar Ray

Sugar Ray dances to the “Waltz of the Flowers” from The Nutcracker.


Oh how I loved that!  I’m actually smiling from ear to ear.  It may be time for my DWTS intervention.  But while everyone writes their “I will no longer support you in the following ways…” letters, I am going to enjoy that.  It might not have been the best dancing the world has seen but it was super fun.  How can you not find a dapper smiling Sugar Ray adorable? I think he may get the “aww” vote this week.

Petra Nemcova

Petra dances to “Les Voici! Voici La Quadrille!” from Carmen.


Petra claims she’s too nice to channel the darkness needed for Carmen.  So, Dmitry arranges a photo shoot for her to help channel her inner-diva.  This Dmitry is really milking his time with the supermodel.  I give him a little wink wink nudge nudge for his craftiness.  As for the dancing, it was rather mannish and awkward if you ask me… and Len.  Bruno, on the other hand, was coming out of his clothes.  Literally.  Can someone please give that man a muscle relaxer before I need to go to therapy from the emotional damage he has caused?  She’s staying. 

Ralph Macchio

Ralph channels the tragedy is “Romeo & Juliet”.


Did we make it through a whole Ralph segment with zero reference to his movie career?  Hot damn!  Miracles do happen, mama!  Ok, I’m being melodramatic but I’m running out of steam here.  Ralph was only half “Spatula Hand Man” tonight.  Judges declare him back on his game.  He’s sticking around another week.

Hines Ward

Hines dances to “Explosive”… that’s right!  I said, “Explosive!”


Hell yeah!  Hines brings his A game and his teammates to the show!  Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in.  I just can’t resist a wave of the Terrible Towel.  Highest scores of the night!  I think I might need to march around my house singing the Steelers Fight Song now.  Oh don’t judge me.  I’m not hurting anyone. Hines is in.

Chelsea Kane

Tonight it’s “Hedwig’s Theme” for this couple.


Oh joy… It’s Lemony Snicket.  Apparently this song is from Harry Potter… and yes, I remain the only person on earth who has not seen the movies or read the books.  But I have ridden the roller coaster… twice!  I guess it does sound somewhat familiar.  Ok, this week was less puckery but she still makes me bananas.  And she was given higher marks than Hines… Now, it’s on!  There’s a target on your back, lady!  And at some point, I may even vote!  She’s for sure staying.

Chris Jericho

Chris dances to “In The Hall of The Mountain King”… so that’s what it’s called.


OK, I can’t hide it anymore.  My name is Rachel and I am totally crushing on Chris Jericho.  He’s just kinda awesome.  He’s still riding shotgun to Hines on the Fan-Wagon but he’s overtaken Le Macchio as second string.  That’s saying something being that Ralph and I have that bad ’80s haircut bonding us.  Chris rocked it tonight but after he made the bottom three last week, I can’t feel super confident.  Fingers crossed… but not dialing.

Kirstie Alley

Kirstie & Maks do the Waltz to “The Flower Duet”.


Poor Kirstie.  Second week in a row with a mishap.  Not only is she dancing through a hip injury but she loses her shoe halfway through the dance.  However, she is looking much more svelte this week.  Gotta give a girl her due… now that she no longer looks like she’s “due”.  Come on!  It was right there.  I had to jump on it.  Kirstie stays.  People like her.  They really really like her.

Results Show

They really can crap away an hour unlike any other show ever.  This week, violinist David Garrett plays Aerosmith while the dance crew performs, Len does something weird with the military and Jennifer Hudson performs… twice.  Second time… That friggin’ horribly annoying song from the Weight Watchers commercials.  I like JHud.  She looks great.  But that song… oh, that song… it’s my nemesis.  I’d fight it if I could.  Bruno got his wish and there was a beautiful ballet performance from Swan Lake.  That I will give two thumbs up…  Yeah, yeah.  I know.  Wrong show.

Chelsea “Lemony Snicket” Kane gets the encore dance and then is told she is in the bottom three.  I guess I’m not the only one over the pucker… but to have the top score and be in the bottom three…  Yeow.  Petra is also up for elimination which is no surprise.  The legs didn’t pull their weight this week.  What is a surprise is that Kendra skates through and Sugar Ray ends up on the chopping block.  Sadly, Sugar Ray gets the ax.  America, what is wrong with you?  You disappoint me greatly. 


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