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From The WTF Files: Ooooh That Smell

Maybe this is what Lynyrd Skynyrd was talking about when they sang “Ooooh that smell. Can’t you smell that smell?”:

Killing some 95% of gas and sweat and other foul odors, this is the perfect underwear for people who worry about how they smell!

Killing some 95% of gas and sweat and other foul odors, this is the perfect underwear for people who worry about how they smell! – Japan Trend Shop

Melissa: I gotta be honest, I really don’t know where Rachel finds this stuff, but the snarky sleuth has done it again with this doozie.  I mean really, who buys this?  Is there some guy at home so worried about his junk stink that he’s going to drop $87 for a pair of underwear??  For real, how bad must it smell if this is a worthwhile investment?  Come to think of it, I don’t want to know.  In all fairness, if it’s not his junk, it’s his gas?  Really??  Again I need to ask how bad must it be if you’re willing to waste $102 (including shipping rates) for a pair of underwear?  Do yourself a favor and adopt a dog to blame it on, because Lord knows my dog’s been-sitting-in-the-sun-rotted-broccoli farts will clear a room.  This way you just blame the dog and you’ve saved yourself $100.  Plus you got yourself a new friend.  That all being said, I almost need to know how this stuff works… How do they test?  Is there some Japanese guy in one of those silver sweat suits running on a treadmill munching cabbage and beans?

Rachel:  Hey, I don’t find this stuff.  It finds me.  How?  Let’s just say I’m lucky that way.  Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want to date any guy that actually needs these.  Besides, I would think that the dudes that really do need these in their world are the dudes that spend a great majority of their day on the couch, eating pizza out of a box that’s been there for an indeterminate number of days while playing World Of Warcraft.  However, these dudes probably aren’t too excited to spend $100 on a pair of underwear.  Well, unless they are also designed to be worn 5 days in a row.  Assuming they’re not, I’m going to offer up a much more cost-efficient alternative:  A Hanes 3-pack + A bottle of Beano + a shower.  There’s your $25 fresh-junk-and-bunghole alternative.  You’re welcome.  Now, you might even get a date.  And the rate my love life is going, it might even be me.

Photo from japantrendshop.com

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