http://twowineybitches.com We watch. We drink. We dish. Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:19:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/5f39d89ba060aa6b5324870aa4fe7b40?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://twowineybitches.com http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/18/princesses-long-island-season-1-episode-3-saved-by-the-boys/ http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/18/princesses-long-island-season-1-episode-3-saved-by-the-boys/#comments Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:19:55 +0000 Two Winey Bitches http://twowineybitches.com/?p=9275 Continue reading →]]> http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/18/princesses-long-island-season-1-episode-3-saved-by-the-boys/feed/ 0 rloved1 Ashlee, the gift that keeps on giving. Still so not buying what he's selling. Hey dad, how much do superheros make? What have I done to anyone besides sleep with their boyfriends, scream at them for no reason and act like a complete idiot? http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/15/princesses-of-long-island-season-1-episode-2-shabbocalypse-now/ http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/15/princesses-of-long-island-season-1-episode-2-shabbocalypse-now/#comments Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:29:23 +0000 Two Winey Bitches http://twowineybitches.com/?p=9262 Continue reading →]]> http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/15/princesses-of-long-island-season-1-episode-2-shabbocalypse-now/feed/ 7 rloved1 OMG, I totally thought you were serious about me getting a job! No, you have to buy thissss. It's so amazeballlls. I mean I can't keep my hands off this girl. The chemistry is so obvious, right??? Wait, you guys! I think someone's slept in this bed before! I don't know why I said it, but this headband is really tight! http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/13/the-bachelorette-season-9-episode-3-turn-on-the-tears/ http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/13/the-bachelorette-season-9-episode-3-turn-on-the-tears/#comments Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:09:57 +0000 Two Winey Bitches http://twowineybitches.com/?p=9244 Continue reading →]]> http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/13/the-bachelorette-season-9-episode-3-turn-on-the-tears/feed/ 2 rloved1 Sad clown, party of one. You have beautiful eyes. Thank you. And your hair is so thick. Now let's play dodgeball and win the girl! This worked for Tiera. Think it will work for me too? We. Were On. A Break! I have zero chemistry with you, so please accept this sympathy rose. Another date based in reality. No kid, no father with cancer, no abandonment issues... I'm never getting a rose. Beefcake stew The look of a crazy man in love. http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-8-week-11-dirty-dancing-in-mexico/ http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-8-week-11-dirty-dancing-in-mexico/#comments Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:05:10 +0000 Two Winey Bitches http://twowineybitches.com/?p=9232 Continue reading →]]> http://twowineybitches.com/2013/06/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-8-week-11-dirty-dancing-in-mexico/feed/ 2 rloved1 They don't look like that in the JewBu religion! Gretchen & Heather who? Yeah, if I'm going to be stuck in this limo with you crazy ladies, you had better believe that I'm drinking too. Once again, Lydia mistake Mexico for Greece. You know how suffocating it is living in a measly 6,000 square feet, right? Yes, the strippers were clearly for Tamra's enjoyment.