Category Archives: Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore In 5 Words – Season 5, Week 5*

*All drinking is implied.

Yeah, sorry.  Had to skip last week due to doctor’s orders.  I’m suffering from Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Disorder…

The Situation lets it all hang out... literally & figuratively.

Jersey Shore In 5 Words:  The steroids finally take over.

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Jersey Shore In 5 Words – Season 5, Week 3*

*All drinking is implied.

Now I remember why I vowed never to watch again.  The pain has set in again…

The Situation cries over his roommates celebrating Pauly's birthday, but not his.

Jersey Shore In 5 Words:  More tears.  Still no cake.

Jersey Shore In 5 Words – Season 5, Week 2*

*All drinking is implied.

It's the end of the road for Vinny as he heads home.

Jersey Shore In 5 Words:  End of a beautiful bromance.

Jersey Shore In 5 Words – Season 5 Premiere*

*All drinking is implied.

Ok, I know I swore I was done with this show.  And every time I watch the show, it confirms that.  I’m totally done.   Then I watch another episode.  It’s like my crack.  I can’t stop myself from taking another hit.  Ugh… I wonder if my insurance covers Jersey Shore Rehab.  Doubtful… Thieves that they are.  But that’s for another blog…  Here are my 5 words about tonight’s premier.

Strike a pose.

Jersey Shore In 5 Words:  The Situation: desperate for attention.